More Trump Hoax Footage: Actor Pretending to be Secret Service Agent Can't Even Holster a Gun
Looks like she went to the same B-grade acting academy as the Don.
In this week’s episode of The Rich and Compromised, Team Trump would like you to meet a highly valued member of its security squad.
Able to swallow an entire muffin in a single mouthful, able to waddle down stairs in several jerky motions, and unable to reholster her gun no matter how hard she tries, it's ...
Secret Service Agent Barbie!
At your service, SIR!
More chubby than lean, more clumsy than mean, she's got the future president's back! Just like the Zionists, only a little higher up.
After years of specialized training, our fearless, calm-under-pressure Barbie can't even reholster her handgun. That's right, ladies and gentlemen, this is the specimen who beat thousands of skilled applicants for the job of looking after the former and future president of the USA!
In the video below, David Attaboy narrates us through her Golden Turd-worthy acting performance. While proving she wouldn't know a handgun from a pop tart, she does manage to conceal her embarrassment by scanning the crowd and chewing gum like a champ.
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